CNN Wants to Ban Christmas

BREAKING NEWS: CNN wants to ban Christmas.

Surprised?

We don’t blame you if you’re not surprised that CNN is now trying to nudge us toward banning Christmas — the cable news network wants to ban just about everything else in American life.

A combination of rabid neo-Marxism and anti-American programming at CNN has created a cable news hellhole for American values.

In between seditious chyrons and flabbergasting lies, failed cartoon newscasters like Jim Acosta jump on pogo sticks and call the U.S. president a murderer.

No one ever said it was easy to be president. It’s tempting to imagine a U.S. president with Soviet-like powers, able to condemn the entire national press corps to a Siberian gulag for their lies. At the very least, let us send Jim Acosta.

In the U.S. fake news market, dystopian kaleidoscope CNN is the worst offender and full of breathless inanity. Human Furby Wolf Blitzer hasn’t taken a breath since he was born in 1948. He’s been talking about Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 even longer.

“Wow, look at this exciting fake poll!” says Blitzer.

Auguring a dedicated career in fake TV news, Blitzer was voted “Most Likely to Be Suffocated By a Pillow for Not Shutting Up” by his high school class.

FAUCI, AGAIN

Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984 (Orwellian vintage), hopped onto CNN with crypto-pinko Jake Tapper to once again contradict the Trump Administration and give Tapper a chance to forward an anti-Christmas agenda.

Does anyone blame President Donald J. Trump for wanting to fire Dr. Fauci for his belligerence and subversions?

The real question Tapper should’ve asked Dr. Fauci is how he has any credibility left.

Dr. Fauci has been wrong so many times on major public health issues regarding COVID-19 that we’ve taken off our shoes and started counting on our friends’ toes.

At the start of the COVID-19 outbreak, Dr. Fauci said the public should not wear masks. Now Dr. Fauci scolds anyone who won’t listen to his mask preaching and his latest and greatest dogmas. If it were up to Dr. Fauci, he’d have all of us dip ourselves in formaldehyde and self-isolate in a closet for the next six months. After six months, Dr. Fauci would find out everyone is dead and issue a retraction – which poses a philosophical question: if a retraction is issued and no one reads it, did it ever happen? Statist Mafiosos like Dr. Fauci are deadly in their ignorance.

They say Dr. Fauci isn’t a politician, but all he does is play politics.

As a recidivist bonehead, no degree of being wrong stops Dr. Fauci from sabotaging the Trump Administration with hit jobs in The Atlantic Monthly and ridiculous photoshoots with InStyle magazine.

Dr. Fauci’s public safety guidance has been as accurate as his July 23rd opening pitch at Nationals Park. Mother Theresa could’ve thrown a better ball – and she’s dead.

Dr. Fauci is in league with the self-righteous left wing of the Democratic Party that justifies its totalitarian instincts with public safety rhetoric. They are ‘always right’ 100-percent of the time that they are wrong.

But that won’t stop them from raiding your home because you wanted to have Christmas with your family.

ANTI-CHRISTMAS AGENDA

News Media Skid Row Flunkie Jake Tapper has a TV program called “State of the Union” but it is a state of disunion. The mystery of why Dr. Fauci has made this show with pitiful ratings a staple of his dissention circuit is because it is a friendly home for anti-Trump radicalism and anti-American views.

Among the doozies Dr. Fauci dropped during his CNN interview, Fauci indicated his preference for extending the lockdown until 2035 or for as long as possible — whichever is longer.

“I would recommend to people not to abandon all public health measures just because you’ve been vaccinated,” Fauci said.

“Believe in Science…or else,” he might have added.

Sensing a gigantic level of stupidity before him, gutter artist Jake Tapper wasn’t about to let a useful idiot go unused. Here is the transcript:

FAUCI: We have to get the vaccine, it has to be deployed and we can’t abandon fundamental public health measures. You can approach a degree of normality while still doing some fundamental public health things that synergize with the vaccine to get us back to normal.

TAPPER: So not until the second or third quarter of 2021 though, Christmas is probably not gonna be….possible.

CNN’s Jake Tapper this morning: “Christmas is probably not gonna be possible.” pic.twitter.com/z56ifNCr3G

— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) November 15, 2020

Sleazy con artists like Tapper and his radical left organization CNN would love to cancel Christmas for families across America.

It’s not news. It’s agenda.